Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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You know what I was thinking about right now?
What it would be like to have six fingers....high fives would be different.
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor.
A white family lives on the top floor.
A mexican family lives on the second floor.
A nigger family lives on the botom floor.
At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it.
Which family lived?
The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
One morning Lil Johnny walks into the classroom with no shirt on.
Teacher looks at him and asks where he has been.Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill.
The next day Johnny walks in with no pants on.
Teacher looks at him and asks where have you been.
Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill.
The next day Johnny comes in completly naked.
The teacher gasps and asks Johnny again where hes been.
Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill.
Johnny looks over his shoulder and sighs her she comes now.
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Lady, how many sex partners have you had?
Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
All the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the USA.
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person?
A: Bestiality.
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