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Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What soldiers smell of salt and pepper? Seasoned troops!
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: military
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health, political
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, old people
She was hungry for love and didn’t know where her next male was coming from.
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has 31.86 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: sex
May I push in your stool?
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has 31.78 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo? A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
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has 31.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses? A: Because they have big fingers!
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: bar, men
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