I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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Lady, how many sex partners have you had?
Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray?
A: Family research.
Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet?
A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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One morning Lil Johnny walks into the classroom with no shirt on.
Teacher looks at him and asks where he has been.Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill.
The next day Johnny walks in with no pants on.
Teacher looks at him and asks where have you been.
Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill.
The next day Johnny comes in completly naked.
The teacher gasps and asks Johnny again where hes been.
Johnny replies Blueberrys Hill.
Johnny looks over his shoulder and sighs her she comes now.
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One night, there was a knock on my door...
i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there...
Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea ....
i said to myself did he just mug me ....
I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night
Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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One day Pebbles Flintstone got scared and hopped in bed with Wilma and Fred.
She looked under the covers on Wilma's side and asked what that was and Wilma said well Pebbles thas my rock.
After that Pebbles looked on Fred's side and asked what that thing was down there and Fred replied thats my rock grinder.
So Pebbles layed there for a few minutes then sat up and said so mommy puts her rock in daddy's rock grinder and out pops PEBBLES! ! ! !