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Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ? A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins!
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I bought a Jewish sports car. Not only will it stop on a dime, it will pick it up too. I've heard they're gas guzzlers though.
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has 32.03 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, money
Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb? A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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"Johny, please, tell us, what do you do the whole day, so?" "So, in the morning I cut the wood, sometimes with both hands, 5 minutes a day I play the guitar, to tell the truth. And in the afternoon I go to my garden to water the flowers. The lilies of the valleys and may-flowers I water most likely. Yes, they are really cute. Then I tear the leaflets to find out if the neighbor (her husband is not at home) loves me or not. The last time it came out that she loves me, fuck."
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has 31.97 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, love, music, time
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, love
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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In my village, it is not usual, ordinary, even normal that somebody would go to work. Even though there is one person in our village who goes to work on a regular basis. In the morning when he goes to work the whole village accompanies him, men, women, children, grannies and grandpas and in the evening when he goes back from work the whole village welcomes him back. We all are smiling at him and we are waving at him with the bunches of purple lilac flowers for example during this period of time, April, May.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: family, time, work
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