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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A mother picked her son up from school and began to ask him about his day. “How do you like your new teacher,” she asked. “I don’t. She told me to sit in the front of the class for the present. But then she didn’t end up by giving me one!”
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has 31.96 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: school
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 31.96 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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has 31.96 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, time
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
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has 31.96 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course! Over and over! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: NO! Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling!
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has 31.94 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: love, marriage, relationship
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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has 31.93 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, technology, time
What’s the sex? The sex in a disease. You always get in bed because of it.
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has 31.91 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: health, sex
It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat at center court. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone is sitting there. He responds, "No, the seat's empty." "The first man exclaims, "What?!? Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the NBA finals and not use it?" The neighbor responds, "Well the seat is mine, but my wife passed away and this is the first NBA finals we haven't been together." The first man responds," I'm sorry to hear that. Wasn't there anyone else, a friend or relative, that could've taken that seat?" The neighbor responds, "No, they're all at the funeral."
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: funeral, sport, wife
Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: IT
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