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"Where did you born?" "At the hospital!" "Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: hospital, kids
I need your help making a cream sauce.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, love
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, time
In my village, it is not usual, ordinary, even normal that somebody would go to work. Even though there is one person in our village who goes to work on a regular basis. In the morning when he goes to work the whole village accompanies him, men, women, children, grannies and grandpas and in the evening when he goes back from work the whole village welcomes him back. We all are smiling at him and we are waving at him with the bunches of purple lilac flowers for example during this period of time, April, May.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: family, time, work
What does a spider do when he gets angry? He goes up the wall!
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
A hippo once told me he hated gangs, but then he joined one What a HippoCrip.
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