There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
She was hungry for love and didn’t know where her next male was coming from.
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo? A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Q: What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew? A: A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.
There is a four story building. On the fourth story there is a butcher, on the third story there is a guy with a really long dick, on the second story there is a painter who likes to paint things green, and on the first story there is a guy who loves to eat pickles. So one day, the guy on the third story had a problem, his dick was too hot so he stuck it out the window. Then the butcher thought it was salami and he chopped it off. It then fell down to the second story were the painter painted it green and accidentally threw it out the window and fell down in the pickle jar of the first story. Suddenly the guy in the first story picked the painted piece of dick from the jar and ate it. He then told his wife: Ohh this pickle is yummy, especially with the white filling!