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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, old people
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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She was hungry for love and didn’t know where her next male was coming from.
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has 31.86 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: sex
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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has 31.85 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, dead baby, dog, morbid
May I push in your stool?
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has 31.78 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo? A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
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has 31.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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has 31.72 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew? A: A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.
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has 31.72 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish
There is a four story building. On the fourth story there is a butcher, on the third story there is a guy with a really long dick, on the second story there is a painter who likes to paint things green, and on the first story there is a guy who loves to eat pickles. So one day, the guy on the third story had a problem, his dick was too hot so he stuck it out the window. Then the butcher thought it was salami and he chopped it off. It then fell down to the second story were the painter painted it green and accidentally threw it out the window and fell down in the pickle jar of the first story. Suddenly the guy in the first story picked the painted piece of dick from the jar and ate it. He then told his wife: Ohh this pickle is yummy, especially with the white filling!
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has 31.71 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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