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May I push in your stool?
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has 31.78 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo? A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
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has 31.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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has 31.72 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, fish, wife
Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Angel. Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Bat.
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has 31.72 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
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has 31.57 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses? A: Because they have big fingers!
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: bar, men
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. As he sits there, the jar of nuts on the bar tells him what a nice shirt he is wearing. Disturbed by this, he goes to the cigarette vending machine to buy a pack of smokes. As he approaches the machine, it starts screaming and shouting at him. He runs to the bar and explains this to the barman. The barman apologizes and says "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order"!
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender, beer
After a heavy night at the pub, a drunken man decides to sleep off his drunkenness at a local hotel. He approaches the reception desk, takes care of the formalities and heads off to his suite. Several minutes later, the drunk staggers back to the reception desk and demands his room be changed. "But sir," said the clerk, "you have the best room in the hotel." "I insist on another room!!!" said the drunk. "Very good, sir. I'll change you from 502 to 525. Would you mind telling me why you don't like 502?" asked the clerk. "Well, for one thing," said the drunk, "it's on fire."
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar
Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
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