Should you trust a stockbroker who’s married to a travel agent?
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here.
Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were asked where they would like to go.
The brunette said she would like to go to Mars.
The redhead said she would like to go to Venus.
The blonde said she would like to go to the Sun.
"But you would burn up", said the brunette. "Well, I would go at night. Duh", said the blonde.
Definition of a man with manners – he gets out of the bath to pee.
Ladies and Gentlemen, if there is anybody here who is feeling, worried, nervous or apprehensive it is probably because you just married John.
How can you tell if a blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
She only drinks to forget she drinks.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
He was so ugly when he was born they didn’t know whether to buy a cot or a cage.