Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Why do lions always eat raw meat?
"Because they don't know how to cook."
I've some bread dough in my pants.
Wanna see if it rises?
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Q: Why do women have tiny feet?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.