How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?
Only one if you run him through slowly!
"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.
"No," said the brunette.
"Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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What do you call an afghan virgin
Mever bin laid on
An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first?
The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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She was hungry for love and didn’t know where her next male was coming from.
A blonde goes horseback riding for the first time in her life, she's never had any prior lessons or training.
As soon as her bottom hits the saddle, the horse gallops away.
Immediately the girl realizes she's not in the saddle correctly and she does everything she can to stay on the horse, she pulls on the horse's mane, she grabs the saddle ... but she realizes it's no use.
Finally she decides the best thing to do is to jump clear of the horse but as she does this, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and she is dragged by the horse.
Her head is hitting the ground ... thump ... thump ... thump ... over and over again.
Just as she is about to lose consciousness ..... the store manager runs out and unplugs the horse!
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You know what I was thinking about right now?
What it would be like to have six fingers....high fives would be different.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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