Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
I've some bread dough in my pants.
Wanna see if it rises?
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
A Preacher and a lawyer both go to heaven at the same time and the Preacher receives his gifts that he had expected and he sees that the lawyer gets this big house and pool.
The Peacher asked God: "Why is it that I get the things I've wanted, but the lawyer gets all that?"
God Replied: "He is the first lawyer to make it into Heaven."
Q: Why do women have tiny feet?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink.