Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Should you trust a stockbroker who’s married to a travel agent?
A blonde keeps checking her mail box.
A neighbour notices her repeated trips to the kerb and asks if she’s waiting for a special delivery.
‘No,’ she replies.
‘But my computer keeps telling me I have mail.’
How does a blonde commit suicide?
She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first?
The brunette.
The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year’s hide and seek champ.
What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Air pockets.
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
She only drinks to forget she drinks.