How does a blonde commit suicide?
She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first?
The brunette.
The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year’s hide and seek champ.
What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Air pockets.
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
She only drinks to forget she drinks.
Animal testing is a terrible idea;
they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute
chicken goes cockadoodle do
prostute goes any cock will do.
Vote:
Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money.
I shall be everlastingly in your debt.
Harry: That's what I'm afraid of!