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An airliner is having engine trouble. The pilot instructs the cabin crew to prepare for an emergency landing. A few minutes later the pilot asks the flight attendants if everyone is buckled in and ready. ‘All set back here, Captain,’ comes the reply. ‘Except one lawyer. He’s still going around passing out business cards.’
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito? A mosquito drops off you when you die!
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Yo momma’s so fat, when she dances the band skips.
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A blonde comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. ‘Yoo-hoo!’ she shouts. ‘How can I get to the other side?’ The other blonde looks around then shouts back, ‘You are on the other side!’
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What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? ‘It’s okay, Daddy, I’m not hurt.’
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Panic: When your babysitter calls to ask where you keep the fire extinguisher.
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Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
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Why are blondes only allowed a thirty-minute lunch break? If they took an hour it would take too long to retrain them.
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How does a blonde answer the question, ‘Are you sexually active?’ ‘No, I just lie there.’
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When is a door sweet and tasty? When its jammed!
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