What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year’s hide and seek champ.
What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Air pockets.
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
She only drinks to forget she drinks.
Animal testing is a terrible idea;
they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute
chicken goes cockadoodle do
prostute goes any cock will do.
Vote:
Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money.
I shall be everlastingly in your debt.
Harry: That's what I'm afraid of!
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
"There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot."
3 girls step on a magic rug that makes u disappear if u tell a lie.
Brunette: I think I'm the prettiest girl in school. *poof*
Red-head: I think I'm the most popular girl in school. *poof*
Blonde: I think-. *poof*