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I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
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has 31.45 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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has 31.45 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, technology
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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has 31.40 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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has 31.40 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, horse
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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has 31.33 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Angel. Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Bat.
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has 31.33 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. “Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
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has 31.28 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, school
What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
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has 31.25 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
A blonde goes horseback riding for the first time in her life, she's never had any prior lessons or training. As soon as her bottom hits the saddle, the horse gallops away. Immediately the girl realizes she's not in the saddle correctly and she does everything she can to stay on the horse, she pulls on the horse's mane, she grabs the saddle ... but she realizes it's no use. Finally she decides the best thing to do is to jump clear of the horse but as she does this, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and she is dragged by the horse. Her head is hitting the ground ... thump ... thump ... thump ... over and over again. Just as she is about to lose consciousness ..... the store manager runs out and unplugs the horse!
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has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, customer service, horse, life
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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