What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? (A bear-faced lyre!)
Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A: A towel.
Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
Man cannot live on bread alone – he needs a bit of crumpet too.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
‘I recently sold the rights of my love life to Parker brothers, they’re going to turn it into a game.’ Woody Allen
Q: What creature has more lives than a cat? A: A frog, after all, they croak every night.