What soldiers smell of salt and pepper?
Seasoned troops!
Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper?
They need a map.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Should you trust a stockbroker who’s married to a travel agent?
A blonde keeps checking her mail box.
A neighbour notices her repeated trips to the kerb and asks if she’s waiting for a special delivery.
‘No,’ she replies.
‘But my computer keeps telling me I have mail.’
How does a blonde commit suicide?
She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first?
The brunette.
The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.