Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Q: Why some people are black? A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife. Boy:- papa mom has died. father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.