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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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has 31.54 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Q: Why some people are black? A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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has 31.54 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
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has 31.50 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black humor, god, priest
Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife. Boy:- papa mom has died. father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.
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has 31.48 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, kids, wife
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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has 31.48 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, time
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
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has 31.45 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
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has 31.45 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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has 31.45 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, technology
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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has 31.40 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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has 31.40 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, horse
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