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Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig. That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
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has 29.57 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, insulting, political, republican
One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: - Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: - Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. - But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: - I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. - But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. - Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
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has 29.51 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, time
Knock-knock. Who is there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing and have a happy Valentines Day!
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has 29.51 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, Valentines day, work
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces? Nothing all the good ones are taken.
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Why are men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage? They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: marriage
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? (A bear-faced lyre!)
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: kids
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, funeral
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 29.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
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