"Hello"
"Hello"
"Is that you, James?"
"Yes, this is James."
"Are you sure this is James."
"Yes I'm sure, this is James!"
"This is Robert... can you lend me twenty dollars?"
"I'll tell James when he comes in."
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
"Run faster....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth."
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A1. "What's a light bulb?"
A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl?
Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Q: Why do women have periods?
A: Because they deserve them.
Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo?
A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
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Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane?
Night time.