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What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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has 29.81 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black people, food
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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has 29.81 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, life, women
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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has 29.75 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, food
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino? A Helephino!!
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has 29.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal
At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?" Justin said, "If I were a boy."
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has 29.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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has 29.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
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has 29.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "Whada ya win?" "A million dollars!" said the redneck. "You get a dollar a year for a million years." "How much are they each?" "Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for half a dollar!"
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has 29.62 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: money, redneck, time
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
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has 29.57 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!
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has 29.55 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people
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