What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?
A Helephino!!
At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?"
Justin said, "If I were a boy."
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?"
"Whada ya win?"
"A million dollars!" said the redneck.
"You get a dollar a year for a million years."
"How much are they each?"
"Ten cents.
Two for a quarter.
Or three for half a dollar!"
How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
Put floss over their eyes.
Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!
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