A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?"
The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?"
And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now."
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones?
Because they're hand made.
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A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom.
He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed.
When the priest tried to have sex with her, the girl shouted:
"Father, what are you doing?"
The priest replied "Calm down my child.
Holy Bible under you, Holy Father above you and Holy water passing through."
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt?
Afro turf.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
B-4!
B-4 who?
B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.
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Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ?
A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins!
Did you hear about the idiot who put ice in his condom?
He wanted to keep the swelling down.
Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers?
A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
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I'm staying at her mothers house, and she said, it's only 8:30 pm and everyone's already ready for bed.
My niece chimes in and says, "not me.", to which i respond, "You don't count."
Without missing a beat, she said, "Yes i do. One, two, three, four."