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Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
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has 30.22 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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has 30.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?" The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?" And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now."
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has 30.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: life, science
A mother goes to the market and leaves her lilttle boy in the house. Meanwhile, she leaves her phone charging on the floor in the house. Unfortunately, power goes off and there is a message that comes with a sound on the phone. The message reads, ' battery low'. Concerned, the little boy picks the phone and puts it on the table and wait for some time waiting to see another message on the phone that should read, 'battery high'. He was disappointed.
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has 30.20 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, phone, stupid, technology
I went to the groceries because I wanted to buy one bottle of milk. I have found out that I´ve got only 0,50 cent and the mild has cost 1 euro. I have told the saleswoman that I have only 0,50 cent and I want to buy one bottle of milk. She has solved the situation very practically. She has taken the mop, went to the storage, cleaned the floor with spilled milk on it, she has pressed out the mop to the carry bag and gave it to me. At home I have added this milk to the coffee, I have felt something like stones or something like that under my teeth, but the coffee was really tasty. After that came my friends and the party has continued as usual.
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has 30.14 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, friendship, money, party
Q:How does a bear start a race? A: READY, TEDDY, GO!
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has 30.14 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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has 30.12 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, god
What is so special about the retirement age? "It is the time when one acquires sufficient experience to lose one's job."
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, old people, work
I’ve invented a human computer. When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
A famous boxer must be operated by appendicitis. From the operation room the doctor gets out holding himself to the walls with a bruised eye and says: A can’t do this anymore! I try to anesthetize him, I count until 9 and he gets up and starts punching me...
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: doctor, sport
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