I wouldn’t say she’s been married a lot but the church is trying to get her to pay for a new aisle carpet.
A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
My wife and I lead a quiet life.
The last time we went out together was when the gas boiler exploded.
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A1. "What's a light bulb?"
A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl?
Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Q: Why do women have periods?
A: Because they deserve them.
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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