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He used to be a bottle baby, but when he reached the age of ten he pushed the cork out and escaped.
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has 29.42 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: kids
How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home? Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.
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has 29.42 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: computer, life
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
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has 29.38 % from 373 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Tom to Dick: ‘My mother made me a homosexual.’ Dick: ‘If I bought her enough wool would she make me one as well?’
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has 29.36 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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has 29.36 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
I saw the priest watching pornography. Should I get jelous? -Johnny, 11 years old.
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has 29.28 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: age, little Johnny, priest
I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
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has 29.25 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, Hitler
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
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has 29.24 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: blonde, lesbian
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, war
"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor." "But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, school
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