Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
Man cannot live on bread alone – he needs a bit of crumpet too.
Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands. ‘Tell me,’ says one. ‘Did you have mutual orgasms?’ ‘No,’ says the other. ‘I think we were with the Prudential.’
A homo went to Denmark to have a sex change operation performed. When 'SHE' returned, a friend asked, "How did it go?" "Oh awful, just awful!" she replied. "What was so awful?" asked the friend, "Did it hurt a lot when they removed the extra parts?" "Oh no," she replied, "That wasn't bad at all." "Well, did it hurt when they put in the silicone implants?" the friend asked. "Oh no, that wasn't bad either!" she replied. "Well then," asked the friend, "What was so awful?" "It was when they cut a hole in my head and took out half my brain!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
My wife is so kinky, when she was born, the doctor slapped her bottom to make her cry, and she said "Don't forget to pull my hair" I accidentally swallowed some WhiteOut last night. Woke up with a massive correction.
A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.
Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."