Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet?
He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called?
A: Her clit
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person?
A: Bestiality.
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What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane?
Night time.
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360?
The joystick is wet.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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He used to be a bottle baby, but when he reached the age of ten he pushed the cork out and escaped.
Q:How does a bear start a race?
A: READY, TEDDY, GO!
I sent my young son to pick up ice cream, I handed him some money and a coupon.
Later he came home with the ice cream and the coupon.
When I asked him what happened, he replied, “Mom I had enough money.
I didn’t need the coupon.”