Best jokes ever

Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
has 26.68 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
Man cannot live on bread alone – he needs a bit of crumpet too.
has 26.52 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: sex
Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands. ‘Tell me,’ says one. ‘Did you have mutual orgasms?’ ‘No,’ says the other. ‘I think we were with the Prudential.’
has 26.50 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: sex
A homo went to Denmark to have a sex change operation performed. When 'SHE' returned, a friend asked, "How did it go?" "Oh awful, just awful!" she replied. "What was so awful?" asked the friend, "Did it hurt a lot when they removed the extra parts?" "Oh no," she replied, "That wasn't bad at all." "Well, did it hurt when they put in the silicone implants?" the friend asked. "Oh no, that wasn't bad either!" she replied. "Well then," asked the friend, "What was so awful?" "It was when they cut a hole in my head and took out half my brain!"
has 26.46 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, sex, travel
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
has 26.37 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black humor, knock-knock, terrorist
Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
has 26.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
My wife is so kinky, when she was born, the doctor slapped her bottom to make her cry, and she said "Don't forget to pull my hair" I accidentally swallowed some WhiteOut last night. Woke up with a massive correction.
has 26.30 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: doctor, sex, wife
A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.
has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: money
Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."
has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
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