How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water.
I love her so much I worship the ground her father found oil on.
They presented him with a cup when he was a boxer.
It was to keep his teeth in.
I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget?
A: A spec.
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Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet?
He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called?
A: Her clit
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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