Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget?
A: A spec.
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Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called?
A: Her clit
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers?
A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
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How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360?
The joystick is wet.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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He used to be a bottle baby, but when he reached the age of ten he pushed the cork out and escaped.
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box.
She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again.
Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”
This guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to line up 10 glasses and start filling them up with beer.
So the bartender starts filling the glasses up with beer, and the man is right behind him drinking them straight down.
The bartender says, "hay buddy what's your hurry?"
The man replies, "if you had what I have you would do the same thing."
The bartender backs up and says, "what do you have?"
The man anwers, "about 75 cents!"