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He was so poor he didn’t even get a yo-yo for Christmas. His parents could only afford a yo.
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Harry, to Tom: ‘I went to the dentist this morning.’ Tom: ‘So does your tooth still hurt?’ Harry: ‘I don’t know; he kept it.’
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He used to drink so much, Gordon’s thought he was a wholesaler.
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How do you determine a blonde’s IQ? With a tyre gauge.
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We were so poor our mother would send us out with a shopping list to chase the garbage truck.
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It’s late evening and Tom’s wife catches him pouring six cans of lager down the toilet. ‘What on earth are you doing?’ she says. Tom replies, ‘Well, it seems a waste, but I thought it’d save me getting up in the night.’
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‘We were kind of poor and my mother hated to spend a nickel on herself, so she bought most of her things in an army surplus store. She was the only woman in Cleveland wearing khaki lipstick.’ Bob Hope
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Tom is walking home from the pub late one night when he takes a short cut across a cow field. Halfway across he drops his hat. He has to try on fifty others before he finds it again.
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Last year I told the kids there was no Father Christmas, this year I’m telling the wife.
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If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.
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