Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet?
He was going through a mid-life crisis.
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Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called?
A: Her clit
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360?
The joystick is wet.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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He used to be a bottle baby, but when he reached the age of ten he pushed the cork out and escaped.
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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Q: Why are men so happy?
A: Because ignorance is bliss.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box.
She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box and again opened it, then slammed it shut again.
Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”