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I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
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Many people get valuable furniture on hire purchase, it’s not that expensive when they buy it, but by the time it’s paid for they’re usually antiques.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Out of courtesy, sharks never attack lawyers.
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What’s the difference between an insurance company actuary and a Mafia actuary? An insurance company actuary can tell you how many people will die this year, a Mafia actuary can name them.
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Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 BC!
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He was so poor he didn’t even get a yo-yo for Christmas. His parents could only afford a yo.
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Harry, to Tom: ‘I went to the dentist this morning.’ Tom: ‘So does your tooth still hurt?’ Harry: ‘I don’t know; he kept it.’
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He used to drink so much, Gordon’s thought he was a wholesaler.
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How do you determine a blonde’s IQ? With a tyre gauge.
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