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Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and restart. Order shall return.
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Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
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Did you hear John McEnroe went for an audition for the latest Harry Potter film? They turned him down, saying "You cannot be Sirius!"
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: sport
What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
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He was such a big baby that the doctor was afraid to slap him.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: kids
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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has 28.99 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money, technology
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 28.92 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.
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has 28.92 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, racist
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