How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
Put floss over their eyes.
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
Ladies and Gentlemen, if there is anybody here who is feeling, worried, nervous or apprehensive it is probably because you just married John.
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because they have big fingers!
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb?
A thyme machine.
How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?
There’s whiteout on the screen.
How can you tell if two blondes have been using the computer?
There’s writing on the whiteout.
How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
Two.
One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
Sign over a pub bar: ‘Due to the recent water shortage, beer will now be served at full strength.’