Best jokes ever

Did you hear John McEnroe went for an audition for the latest Harry Potter film? They turned him down, saying "You cannot be Sirius!"
Vote:
has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: sport
What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? She said they were pretty good, but might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Vote:
has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
He was such a big baby that the doctor was afraid to slap him.
Vote:
has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: kids
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
Vote:
has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Vote:
has 28.99 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money, technology
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
Vote:
has 28.92 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.
Vote:
has 28.92 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, racist
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Vote:
has 28.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
What fits your schedule better...... Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
Vote:
has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, time
<<<1333133413351336
More jokes →
Page 1333 of 1426.