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Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy". The red head said, "If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, baby, bar, blonde, ginger
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn? A: To buy some quack.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck
Four year-old Harry, who could tell time, was playing with a wall clock when her grandpa visited. Later, when he was putting on his coat to leave, the grandpa asked him what time it was. He looked at the clock blankly, and then answered in a triumphant way, "It's time for you to go, grandpa!"
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Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."
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How many men does it take to please a woman. Impossible. Once a woman's done bitching about the men they're all asleep.
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This guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to line up 10 glasses and start filling them up with beer. So the bartender starts filling the glasses up with beer, and the man is right behind him drinking them straight down. The bartender says, "hay buddy what's your hurry?" The man replies, "if you had what I have you would do the same thing." The bartender backs up and says, "what do you have?" The man anwers, "about 75 cents!"
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Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
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Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and OOoohhh yesss!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: ''Pint please, and one for the road.'
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