How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
Put floss over their eyes.
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?
They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.
Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man?
A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year's hide and seek champion.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun?
A computer that won’t go down.
Q. Why can't a blonde get a drivers license?
A. Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back seat.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..
The man says, "Will you buy booze?"
The bum says, "No."
The man says, "Will you gamble it away?"
The bum says, "No."
So the man says, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"