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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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has 28.99 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money, technology
Q: Why do women have periods? A: Because they deserve them.
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has 28.99 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: women
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 28.92 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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has 28.87 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist
What fits your schedule better...... Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, time
What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother? Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, new year, time
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
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