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The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
She only drinks to forget she drinks.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?" "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting
Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water? A: A soggy butt.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible." The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."
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has 28.48 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: food, old people
I sent my young son to pick up ice cream, I handed him some money and a coupon. Later he came home with the ice cream and the coupon. When I asked him what happened, he replied, “Mom I had enough money. I didn’t need the coupon.”
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has 28.48 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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has 28.48 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, war
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
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has 28.48 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, Yo mama
Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!
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has 28.47 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people
A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill. A brunette says: - I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill. A red-haired says: - I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill. A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger
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