Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Q: Why do women have periods?
A: Because they deserve them.
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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What fits your schedule better......
Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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