Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
"Johny, please, tell us, what do you do the whole day, so?"
"So, in the morning I cut the wood, sometimes with both hands, 5 minutes a day I play the guitar, to tell the truth. And in the afternoon I go to my garden to water the flowers. The lilies of the valleys and may-flowers I water most likely. Yes, they are really cute. Then I tear the leaflets to find out if the neighbor (her husband is not at home) loves me or not. The last time it came out that she loves me, fuck."
In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
He is so cute!
Does he speak?
Asks the white guy.
I don’t know I just bought him!
Says the parrot.
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The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, "I regret to inform you that I cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."
What do we do with crude oil?
Teach it some manners!
What fits your schedule better......
Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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