Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Q: Why do women have periods? A: Because they deserve them.
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
What fits your schedule better...... Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother? Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.