When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home?
Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.
Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife.
Boy:- papa mom has died.
father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America
Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?
A Helephino!!
I got a cat the other day.
I had to swerve, but I got it.
Q: What do black people smoke?
A: Niggerettes.
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We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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