A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill.
A brunette says: - I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill.
A red-haired says: - I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill.
A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home?
Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.
I got a cat the other day.
I had to swerve, but I got it.
Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife.
Boy:- papa mom has died.
father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America
Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?
A Helephino!!
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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