Should you trust a stockbroker who’s married to a travel agent?
Why did the captain lose the yacht race? He found himself in a no-wind situation.
The cop said, ‘Pull over!’ I said, ‘No, cardigan, but thanks for noticing!’
What’s the difference between an aerobics instructor and a torturer? The torturer would apologize first.
How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
How does a blonde commit suicide? She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first? The brunette. The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
She only drinks to forget she drinks.