How do you know when an Asian breaks into your home?
Your house is clean, your computer is fixed, and their still pulling out of your driveway.
Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife.
Boy:- papa mom has died.
father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America
Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?
A Helephino!!
I got a cat the other day.
I had to swerve, but I got it.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Why are asian people bad at driving?
Because they can't see.
I went to the groceries because I wanted to buy one bottle of milk.
I have found out that I´ve got only 0,50 cent and the mild has cost 1 euro.
I have told the saleswoman that I have only 0,50 cent and I want to buy one bottle of milk.
She has solved the situation very practically.
She has taken the mop, went to the storage, cleaned the floor with spilled milk on it, she has pressed out the mop to the carry bag and gave it to me.
At home I have added this milk to the coffee, I have felt something like stones or something like that under my teeth, but the coffee was really tasty.
After that came my friends and the party has continued as usual.
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