The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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A blonde, a priest, a doctor, a nurse, a brunette, a redhead, a lawyer, a rabbi, a musician, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, A Russian, an Iraqi, Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, Osama Bin laden and Barack Obama walked into a bar.
The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate?
A: Fuck if I know
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?
Under his work boots.
A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?"
"Africa" the parrot responds.
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Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working?
A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
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When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.