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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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has 28.99 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money, technology
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 28.92 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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has 28.92 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, masturbation, Yo mama
I saw the priest watching pornography. Should I get jelous? -Johnny, 11 years old.
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has 28.87 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: age, little Johnny, priest
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
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has 28.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Knock-knock. Who is there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch you're doing and have a happy Valentines Day!
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has 28.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, Valentines day, work
What fits your schedule better...... Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, time
What is a baby? "A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
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