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Tom to Dick: ‘My mother made me a homosexual.’ Dick: ‘If I bought her enough wool would she make me one as well?’
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How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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has 28.81 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting, sex
Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window? A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
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has 28.81 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, atheist
A man in a balaclava with a gun asked, "Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?" "Neither, I'm a Jew." "But are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"
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has 28.79 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: catholic, jewish, religious
What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.
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has 28.78 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 28.76 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food, mother in law
A guy goes into an antique shop. He's browsing around the shop and comes across a brass rat. He picks up the rat and is looking at it when the shop owner approaches him. He asks the owner how much the Brass Rat is. The shop owner says $20 For the rat and $10 for the story behind it. The customers say I don't need to know the story but I'll buy the rat. So he pays for the rat and leaves the shop. After about 50 yards he hears a Wierd noise behind him and so looks around. There's a bunch of rats following him so he picks up the pace a walks faster but the noise gets louder. He glances behind and there are hundreds of rats following him so he starts to run. Still, the noise gets louder and there are thousands of rats chasing him. He comes to a bridge over the river and thinks the rats are chasing him because of the Brass Rat, he has so he throws the rat as far as he can into the river. All the rats that were chasing him then all jump into the river and drown. The guy thinks for a while and then walks back to the shop. As he enters the shop the owner who saw him coming said I bet you came back for the story behind the Brass Rat did you? The customer says no I didn't. Have you got a brass Nigger?
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has 28.76 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, business, customer service, money, racist
Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.
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has 28.75 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico? A: You roll a penny
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has 28.68 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What creature has more lives than a cat? A: A frog, after all, they croak every night.
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has 28.62 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
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