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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store. The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks. The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, “meow”, the cop says, “oh, its only a cat” He kicks the second bag, and the redhead says, “woof, woof”. The cop says, “its only a dog”. He kicks the third bag, and the blonde says, “potato”
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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory? A: She threw away all of the "W's".
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Should you trust a stockbroker who’s married to a travel agent?
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Why did the captain lose the yacht race? He found himself in a no-wind situation.
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The cop said, ‘Pull over!’ I said, ‘No, cardigan, but thanks for noticing!’
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What’s the difference between an aerobics instructor and a torturer? The torturer would apologize first.
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How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
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How does a blonde commit suicide? She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
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Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
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The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
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