Should you trust a stockbroker who’s married to a travel agent?
Why did the captain lose the yacht race?
He found himself in a no-wind situation.
The cop said, ‘Pull over!’
I said, ‘No, cardigan, but thanks for noticing!’
What’s the difference between an aerobics instructor and a torturer?
The torturer would apologize first.
How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
How does a blonde commit suicide?
She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
She only drinks to forget she drinks.
What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?"
"Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
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