A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building.
He suddenly notices that one is still breathing so he approaches her and asks, "Why did you women jump off of the building?"
The blonde answers in a very weak voice, "We wanted to try out our new maxi-pads, with wings..."
Should you trust a stockbroker who’s married to a travel agent?
Why did the captain lose the yacht race?
He found himself in a no-wind situation.
The cop said, ‘Pull over!’
I said, ‘No, cardigan, but thanks for noticing!’
What’s the difference between an aerobics instructor and a torturer?
The torturer would apologize first.
How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
How does a blonde commit suicide?
She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
She only drinks to forget she drinks.