A homo went to Denmark to have a sex change operation performed.
When 'SHE' returned, a friend asked, "How did it go?"
"Oh awful, just awful!" she replied.
"What was so awful?" asked the friend, "Did it hurt a lot when they removed the extra parts?"
"Oh no," she replied, "That wasn't bad at all."
"Well, did it hurt when they put in the silicone implants?" the friend asked.
"Oh no, that wasn't bad either!" she replied.
"Well then," asked the friend, "What was so awful?"
"It was when they cut a hole in my head and took out half my brain!"
Q: What is the official sport of Mexico?
A: Border jump
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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There is no logical foundation of mathematics, and Gödel has proved it!
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class?
A: your 25 year old mom.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
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