Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In Iraq.
Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.
David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school? Dan: I don’t know. Why? David: Because it was always sweeping during class!
Q: What do black people smoke? A: Niggerettes.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
Why did the Viking buy an old boat? Because he couldn't afjord a new one!