How do you unload a truck of zombie babies?
With a pitchfork.
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Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece?
A: He Married Her
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Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class?
A: your 25 year old mom.
A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like?
A: Depends.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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A plowhorse, a honeybee and an old geezer are debating about which of them is the greatest.
The horse says, "I can plow all day long to provide food for dozens of people!"
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The bee says, "I pollinate all the plants every year and make honey besides!"
The old geezer says...
(We're waiting...)
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‘Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.’
Fred Allen
Baby, at midnight we celebrate one year from the last time you kissed me.
Look how time files!
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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