How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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There is no logical foundation of mathematics, and Gödel has proved it!
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class?
A: your 25 year old mom.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
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‘Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.’
Fred Allen
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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