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Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In Iraq.
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has 25.74 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: military
Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
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has 25.73 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, party, religious
Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.
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has 25.72 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black people
David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school? Dan: I don’t know. Why? David: Because it was always sweeping during class!
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has 25.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: What do black people smoke? A: Niggerettes.
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has 25.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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has 25.67 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
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has 25.67 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, nurse
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
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has 25.67 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, hospital
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the Viking buy an old boat? Because he couldn't afjord a new one!
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life
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