What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila?
Tyrannosaurus Mex.
A blonde went to buy a pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
Because he couldn't afjord a new one!
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his chequebook open.
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"
What's pink and chunky?
A baby with leprosy.
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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
A: He thought his wife was a flake.
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving?
Nethier, the cop is.