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This guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to line up 10 glasses and start filling them up with beer. So the bartender starts filling the glasses up with beer, and the man is right behind him drinking them straight down. The bartender says, "hay buddy what's your hurry?" The man replies, "if you had what I have you would do the same thing." The bartender backs up and says, "what do you have?" The man anwers, "about 75 cents!"
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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has 22.34 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for her darkroom.
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has 22.34 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino? A Helephino!!
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has 22.34 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
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has 22.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man? A: The White man is working legally.
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has 22.27 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people, work
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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has 22.21 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, cop, prison
An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye." "I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?" "I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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has 22.19 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, communication, food
A mailman meets a boy and a huge dog. ‘Does your dog bite?’ asks the mailman. ‘No,’ replies the boy. And the dog bites the mailman’s leg. ‘You said he doesn’t bite!’ yells the mailman. ‘That’s not my dog,’ replies the boy.
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has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: animal
Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.
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has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: money
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