Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
What's pink and chunky? A baby with leprosy.
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? A: He thought his wife was a flake.
When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado... When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
Q: What does the devil do to black babies? A: Nothing they're already burned.
Yo mamma so stupid she put her iPhone in the blender and thought it would turn into apple juice.
Now there's a rack I'd like to be stretched out on.
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
At the Court discussion between judge and villager: So you was propeling surrogate alcohol? Me? No! What do you mean no? You have a device for that... means propeled. Then please judge me also for rape... So you have raped someone also? Well no... but I have a device...