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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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has 25.30 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
My girlfriend used to give amazing blow jobs, but lately they haven't been so great - they are starting to hurt me now since her baby teeth started growing in.
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has 25.25 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: sex
I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped. Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.
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has 25.19 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
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has 25.12 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: men
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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has 25.12 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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has 25.12 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, food
What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes? The nigger.
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has 25.04 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: racist
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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has 24.97 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
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has 24.97 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable? A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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has 24.97 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
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