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What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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has 19.84 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: baby, car, disgusting
If you want to feed an injured woodpecker, take it by the tail and hit it to the tree.
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has 19.83 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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has 19.83 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, church
My girlfriend used to fake foreplay. A man falls asleep on a beach and gets severe sunburn. He’s rushed to hospital by his wife
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has 19.76 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: sex
What color is a burp? It's burple!
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has 19.71 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: kids
What about Where does a General keep his Armys? In his sleevies!
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has 19.69 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: military
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 19.55 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: death, desert island, disgusting, sex, women
Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
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has 19.53 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: IT
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?" The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking. "You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have." The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have, pal?" The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."
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has 19.53 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour. "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops following us?" The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Oh, NOOOO!" yelled the brunette. "Are his flashers on?" The blonde turned around again. "Yup...nope...yup...nope...yup..."
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has 19.53 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop
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