This guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to line up 10 glasses and start filling them up with beer.
So the bartender starts filling the glasses up with beer, and the man is right behind him drinking them straight down.
The bartender says, "hay buddy what's your hurry?"
The man replies, "if you had what I have you would do the same thing."
The bartender backs up and says, "what do you have?"
The man anwers, "about 75 cents!"
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs?
She needed them for her darkroom.
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?
A Helephino!!
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man?
A: The White man is working legally.
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Q: Why do cops arrest black people?
A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye."
"I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?"
"I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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A mailman meets a boy and a huge dog.
‘Does your dog bite?’ asks the mailman.
‘No,’ replies the boy.
And the dog bites the mailman’s leg.
‘You said he doesn’t bite!’ yells the mailman.
‘That’s not my dog,’ replies the boy.
Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.