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What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila? Tyrannosaurus Mex.
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A blonde went to buy a pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
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Why did the Viking buy an old boat? Because he couldn't afjord a new one!
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his chequebook open.
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has 25.64 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
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What's pink and chunky? A baby with leprosy.
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has 25.64 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? A: He thought his wife was a flake.
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has 25.64 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: divorce, marriage, wife
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.
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has 25.53 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, racist
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