Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Baby, at midnight we celebrate one year from the last time you kissed me.
Look how time files!
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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All my friends, we was ready for the second riot.
No, not like the first one, where we were just grabbing stuff at random it wouldn't be like that.
I've got a thousand boxes of Pampers; I don't know what I'm going to do with it.
No, no, this time we had a list.
We were going to get the stuff we need.
Everybody on my block has bought a U-Haul..
Football match Romania – Russia.
Romania wins and receives a telegram from Russia:
“You’ve won!
Stop.
Congratulations!
Stop.
Oil!
Stop.
Gas!
Stop...
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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Q: Why did the boy come first in the 100 metre sprint?
A: He had athlete's foot.