What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
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‘Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.’
Fred Allen
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Baby, at midnight we celebrate one year from the last time you kissed me.
Look how time files!
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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