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Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
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has 25.64 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's pink and chunky? A baby with leprosy.
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has 25.64 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? A: He thought his wife was a flake.
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has 25.64 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: divorce, marriage, wife
When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
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has 25.48 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: dirty, dog, gay, sex
Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado... When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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has 25.45 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, religious, weather
Q: What does the devil do to black babies? A: Nothing they're already burned.
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has 25.35 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Yo mamma so stupid she put her iPhone in the blender and thought it would turn into apple juice.
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has 25.35 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Now there's a rack I'd like to be stretched out on.
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has 25.32 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
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has 25.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor, math
At the Court discussion between judge and villager: So you was propeling surrogate alcohol? Me? No! What do you mean no? You have a device for that... means propeled. Then please judge me also for rape... So you have raped someone also? Well no... but I have a device...
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has 25.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: life
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