Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
Vote:
My girlfriend used to give amazing blow jobs, but lately they haven't been so great - they are starting to hurt me now since her baby teeth started growing in.
I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped.
Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.
Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Vote:
Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
Vote:
What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes?
The nigger.
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag.
Vote:
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Vote:
Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable?
A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
Vote: