Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
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‘Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.’
Fred Allen
Baby, at midnight we celebrate one year from the last time you kissed me.
Look how time files!
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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