Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
My girlfriend used to give amazing blow jobs, but lately they haven't been so great - they are starting to hurt me now since her baby teeth started growing in.
I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped. Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.
Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes? The nigger.
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable? A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.