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What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes? The nigger.
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has 25.32 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: racist
At the Court discussion between judge and villager: So you was propeling surrogate alcohol? Me? No! What do you mean no? You have a device for that... means propeled. Then please judge me also for rape... So you have raped someone also? Well no... but I have a device...
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has 25.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: life
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
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has 25.30 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, food, racist
Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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has 25.30 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped. Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.
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has 25.19 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
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has 25.12 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: men
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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has 25.12 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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has 25.12 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, weather
Why are asian people bad at driving? Because they can't see.
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has 25.08 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: asian, driving, racist
My girlfriend used to give amazing blow jobs, but lately they haven't been so great - they are starting to hurt me now since her baby teeth started growing in.
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has 25.01 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: sex
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