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Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. "I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition." "Batted .007," his wife added.
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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
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What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!
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What can save a dying blonde? Hair transplants.
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He was so ugly when he was born they didn’t know whether to buy a cot or a cage.
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Scientists have located the gene for alcoholism. They found it at a party, talking way too loudly.
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Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In Iraq.
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Doc, isn't it harmful to drink a shot before eating? No it's not, if you don't eat too often..
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has 25.74 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life
Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
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has 25.74 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
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has 25.73 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, party, religious
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