Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.
"I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends.
"I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition."
"Batted .007," his wife added.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac?
DON'T keep taking the tablets!
What can save a dying blonde?
Hair transplants.
He was so ugly when he was born they didn’t know whether to buy a cot or a cage.
Scientists have located the gene for alcoholism.
They found it at a party, talking way too loudly.
Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Doc, isn't it harmful to drink a shot before eating?
No it's not, if you don't eat too often..
Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
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Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day.
It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
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