What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...
An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.
If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
How did the blonde die icefishing? She got run over by the zamboni!
Law of Pill Rejection Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
What to polar bears eat for lunch? (Ice berg-ers!)
Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping? The trolley kept falling off the computer.
Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet? A: A Budweiser in each hand!
Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen.
He was so poor all he had to wear as a boy were hand-me-downs. The real shame was that he had five older sisters.