What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes?
The nigger.
At the Court discussion between judge and villager:
So you was propeling surrogate alcohol?
Me? No!
What do you mean no?
You have a device for that... means propeled.
Then please judge me also for rape...
So you have raped someone also?
Well no... but I have a device...
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but...
I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped.
Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.
Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Why are asian people bad at driving?
Because they can't see.
My girlfriend used to give amazing blow jobs, but lately they haven't been so great - they are starting to hurt me now since her baby teeth started growing in.