What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes? The nigger.
At the Court discussion between judge and villager: So you was propeling surrogate alcohol? Me? No! What do you mean no? You have a device for that... means propeled. Then please judge me also for rape... So you have raped someone also? Well no... but I have a device...
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped. Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.
Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
Why are asian people bad at driving? Because they can't see.
My girlfriend used to give amazing blow jobs, but lately they haven't been so great - they are starting to hurt me now since her baby teeth started growing in.