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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.
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If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
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How did the blonde die icefishing? She got run over by the zamboni!
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Law of Pill Rejection Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
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What to polar bears eat for lunch? (Ice berg-ers!)
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Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping? The trolley kept falling off the computer.
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Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet? A: A Budweiser in each hand!
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Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen.
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He was so poor all he had to wear as a boy were hand-me-downs. The real shame was that he had five older sisters.
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