How come the women loves the PC?
It’s easier to turn on!
What is the hardest part of making shoe fly pie?
Putting the shoes on the flies!
How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
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Why is money called dough?
Because we all knead it!
Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here'.
How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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How do you unload a truck of zombie babies?
With a pitchfork.
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Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can?
A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.
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A homo went to Denmark to have a sex change operation performed.
When 'SHE' returned, a friend asked, "How did it go?"
"Oh awful, just awful!" she replied.
"What was so awful?" asked the friend, "Did it hurt a lot when they removed the extra parts?"
"Oh no," she replied, "That wasn't bad at all."
"Well, did it hurt when they put in the silicone implants?" the friend asked.
"Oh no, that wasn't bad either!" she replied.
"Well then," asked the friend, "What was so awful?"
"It was when they cut a hole in my head and took out half my brain!"