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What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes? The nigger.
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has 25.04 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: racist
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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has 24.97 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
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has 24.97 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable? A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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has 24.97 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?
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has 24.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, death, stupid, winter
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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has 24.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, game
The proprietor of the general store at the cross-roads had his place overrun by rats, and the damage was such that he offered a hundred dollars reward to anyone who would rid him of the pests. A disreputable-appearing person turned up one morning, and announced that he was a professional rat-killer. "Get to work," the store-keeper urged. "I must have a pound of cheese," the killer declared. When this had been provided: "Now give me a quart of whiskey." Equipped with the whiskey, the professional spoke briskly: "Now show me the cellar." An hour elapsed, and then the rat-catcher galloped up the cellar stairs and leaped into the store. His face was red, the eyes glaring, and he shook his fists in defiance of the world at large, as he jumped high in air and shouted: "Whoopee! I'm ready! bring on your rats!"
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, money
There once was a man who decided to go scuba diving one day. So he went to the deepest part of the beach, got on his gear, and went underwater. He decides to go down 20 feet, and there he sees another guy with no equipment on. The man thought this was strange but we forgot about it and went down another 20 feet. There, he sees the same guy down there with no gear on. But the man decided to forget about it and go down another 20 feet. When he does, he sees the same guy 60 feet underwater with no gear on. Finally the man writes a note asking this guy how he can go so deep underwater without any gear. The guy writes back, ''Because I'm drowning, asshole!''
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why should you never let a blonde take a tea or coffee break? "It's too hard to re-train them."
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What's black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
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