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Roses are red "just like blood" Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo" So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out And shows me 1 thing your shit.
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has 20.21 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems, vulgar
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, fat
The wife of a boxer wakes up because of the sounds that come from the dining room. She wakes her husband up: Rocky, I think someone wants a particular boxing lesson...
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: husband, sport, wife
What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101
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has 20.19 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: IT
Who is little, black and jumps? A flee! But who’s big, black and jumps? Dr. Alban!
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has 20.18 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
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has 20.15 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat: In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet! In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
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has 20.01 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black people, old people, travel
What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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has 19.84 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: baby, car, disgusting
If you want to feed an injured woodpecker, take it by the tail and hit it to the tree.
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has 19.83 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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has 19.83 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, church
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