Roses are red "just like blood" Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo" So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out And shows me 1 thing your shit.
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
The wife of a boxer wakes up because of the sounds that come from the dining room. She wakes her husband up: Rocky, I think someone wants a particular boxing lesson...
What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101
Who is little, black and jumps? A flee! But who’s big, black and jumps? Dr. Alban!
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat: In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet! In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
If you want to feed an injured woodpecker, take it by the tail and hit it to the tree.
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.