What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes? The nigger.
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
Q: Why did the boy come first in the 100 metre sprint? A: He had athlete's foot.
Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?
Why should you never let a blonde take a tea or coffee break? "It's too hard to re-train them."
What's black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A. She picks up her purse and goes home.