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What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes? The nigger.
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has 25.04 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: racist
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
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has 24.97 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
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has 24.97 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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has 24.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, game
Q: Why did the boy come first in the 100 metre sprint? A: He had athlete's foot.
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has 24.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: atheist
Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?
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has 24.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, death, stupid, winter
Why should you never let a blonde take a tea or coffee break? "It's too hard to re-train them."
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What's black and white and green? A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, beer
Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A. She picks up her purse and goes home.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: blonde, time
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