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What’s the hardest thing about learning to ice skate? The ice.
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Dick goes into a rough bar and orders a drink. A man sidles up to him and says, ‘I can see you’re a stranger in here.’ ‘Why, yes,’ says Dick. ‘How could you tell?’ The man replies, ‘You’ve taken your hand off your glass.’
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He doesn’t drink anything stronger than pop. Mind you Pop will drink anything.
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How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? Flattered.
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He’s such an alcoholic, when pink elephants get drunk, they see him.
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Think nobody knows you’re alive? Try missing a payment.
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What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic? A drunk goes to work.
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Why did the idiot put starch in his whisky? needed a stiff drink.
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I had to go round next door and look after my neighbour’s cat while he was away. Now there’s a great pile of crap and a puddle of wee on his kitchen floor. Hopefully, he’ll think the cat did it.
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Wine improves with age – the older you get the more you like it.
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