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How come the lawyer got underground only by his neck? It was not enough sand...
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‘Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.’ Sue Murphy
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Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
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What did the trampolinist say? ‘Life has its ups and downs, but I always bounce back.’ Tennis
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Two bums are sitting talking. The first one starts bragging, "Today was the best day ever! This morning I found a brand new pack of smokes just sitting on the ground. So you know what I did? I sat and smoked every fucking one of them... had the best day ever." The second bum just laughs, "That's nothing, today I was walking along the rail road tracks and I found this girl laying on the tracks. You know what I did? I fucked her all day long." The other bum interrupts, "Bull! You didn't do it all day long did you?", the other continues, "Well, no but it was for at least a few good hours, best day of my life." The first bums asks, "So did she give you a good blowjob?" The other replies no. "How could you possibly be getting busy with this girl for hours, and she doesn't even give you a blow job?" To which the other replies, "How could she? She didn't have a head!"
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A man walked into a branch of the Antelope Valley Bank and handed a teller a note demanding money. The man had one hand in his pocket, as if holding a gun, so the teller began handing over the contents of her cash drawer. When she had forked over $7,000 the robber said, "That's enough" and walked out the door. It's hard to find a bank robber who knows when he's had enough.
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has 19.23 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: money
Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.
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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp.
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has 19.14 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
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