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What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone’s been in a 747.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
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has 24.79 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: baby, health, racist
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
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has 24.77 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: funeral, racist
Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb? A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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has 24.64 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, "I regret to inform you that I cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."
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has 24.61 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: military
Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In Iraq.
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has 24.61 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: military
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
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has 24.60 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, math
Now there's a rack I'd like to be stretched out on.
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has 24.48 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: dirty
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
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has 24.45 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, Yo mama
Football match Romania – Russia. Romania wins and receives a telegram from Russia: “You’ve won! Stop. Congratulations! Stop. Oil! Stop. Gas! Stop...
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has 24.44 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: soccer, sport
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