What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone’s been in a 747.
Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, "I regret to inform you that I cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."
Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
Vote:
Now there's a rack I'd like to be stretched out on.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Football match Romania – Russia.
Romania wins and receives a telegram from Russia:
“You’ve won!
Stop.
Congratulations!
Stop.
Oil!
Stop.
Gas!
Stop...