Man cannot live on bread alone – he needs a bit of crumpet too.
David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Dan: I don’t know. Why?
David: Because it was always sweeping during class!
Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?
A: They have two left feet.
Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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The old woman comes to a gynecologist.
He inspects her and says with the
surprice:
An old woman, you're pregnant!
How did you managed at your age...?
Oh, those teens.
They always asks to tell them everything, then show and give to try...
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac?
DON'T keep taking the tablets!
What can save a dying blonde?
Hair transplants.
Scientists have located the gene for alcoholism.
They found it at a party, talking way too loudly.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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