Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie.
They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk.
The problem was getting Ken to listen.
What did the idiot call his pet zebra?
Spot!
Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
How do you know which one is your boss from a crowd of 500 people?
You say: “My boss is a stupidest asshole!”
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream land on you!
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Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands.
‘Tell me,’ says one.
‘Did you have mutual orgasms?’
‘No,’ says the other.
‘I think we were with the Prudential.’
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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Man returning with his wife from guests.
Drunk man drives car better than his sober wife.
But there is only one problem, how to explain that to the policeman?