Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet?
It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement?
A: Hold a tupperware party!
I got really love sick the other day working away from home.
Went to the doctors and they said it was chlamydia.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek?
One.
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
Because he couldn't afjord a new one!
I've recently got a stalker.
He's everywhere all the time.
And his thing is that he sends other people to profess his love for me.
So I can be walking down the street and all of a sudden a lady will appear screaming: "JESUS LOVES YOU."