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Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you." The first said, "I wish I were smarter." So, she became a redhead. The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is." She became a brunette. The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!" So, she became a man.
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What is the hardest part of making shoe fly pie? Putting the shoes on the flies!
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has 24.28 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: kids
Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it!
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has 24.28 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: money
How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
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has 24.28 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life
What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, beer
Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet? A: A Budweiser in each hand!
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, beer, food
Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? A: About three pounds, including the urn.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
A dazzling woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals for him to bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy. Are you the manager? she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. “Actually, No”, he replies. Can you get him for me I need to speak to him. She is running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. I’m afraid that I can’t, breathes the barman, clearly aroused. Is there anything I can do? “Yes, there is”. I need you to give him a message, she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. “Tell him that there is no Toilet Paper in the ladies room.”
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Hey" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are already on the other side."
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde, travel
Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn't... he jumped.
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