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Why did the idiot put starch in his whisky? needed a stiff drink.
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I had to go round next door and look after my neighbour’s cat while he was away. Now there’s a great pile of crap and a puddle of wee on his kitchen floor. Hopefully, he’ll think the cat did it.
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Wine improves with age – the older you get the more you like it.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: age, time, wife
A very short painter walks into a Parisian bar and offers to buy his friend a drink. His friend, rushing out of the door, shouts, ‘Can’t stop now, no time Toulouse.’
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On what should you mount a statue of your cat? A caterpillar!
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Q: Whats the most worthless thing on a woman's body? A: A Mexican.
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has 24.81 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, women
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
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has 24.79 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, math
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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has 24.79 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes? The nigger.
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