Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement?
A: Hold a tupperware party!
I got really love sick the other day working away from home.
Went to the doctors and they said it was chlamydia.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila?
Tyrannosaurus Mex.
A blonde went to buy a pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet
A: A Budweiser in each hand!
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek?
One.
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
Because he couldn't afjord a new one!