How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable? A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
Q: What is the official sport of Mexico? A: Border jump
The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, "I regret to inform you that I cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.