Q: What did the emu say to the nurse?
A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet?
It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement?
A: Hold a tupperware party!
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning?
"Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
I got really love sick the other day working away from home.
Went to the doctors and they said it was chlamydia.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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