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How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? Flattered.
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He’s such an alcoholic, when pink elephants get drunk, they see him.
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Think nobody knows you’re alive? Try missing a payment.
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What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic? A drunk goes to work.
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Why did the idiot put starch in his whisky? needed a stiff drink.
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I had to go round next door and look after my neighbour’s cat while he was away. Now there’s a great pile of crap and a puddle of wee on his kitchen floor. Hopefully, he’ll think the cat did it.
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Wine improves with age – the older you get the more you like it.
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A very short painter walks into a Parisian bar and offers to buy his friend a drink. His friend, rushing out of the door, shouts, ‘Can’t stop now, no time Toulouse.’
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On what should you mount a statue of your cat? A caterpillar!
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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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