Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement?
A: Hold a tupperware party!
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning?
"Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
Q. How many night club bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?
A. None! He fell.
I got really love sick the other day working away from home.
Went to the doctors and they said it was chlamydia.
How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek?
One.
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
Because he couldn't afjord a new one!
I've recently got a stalker.
He's everywhere all the time.
And his thing is that he sends other people to profess his love for me.
So I can be walking down the street and all of a sudden a lady will appear screaming: "JESUS LOVES YOU."
Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet
A: A Budweiser in each hand!