What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A nigger with a spear through his head.
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a library and checked out a book called How to Hug?
She got it home and found it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia.
Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water?
A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
Can you help me achieve a coronal mass ejection?
Q. Why do blondes have legs?
A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground.
A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
Jane. ‘It didn’t work for us.’
‘Of course it wouldn’t,’ replies Mary.
‘You have to go alone.’
What's white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?
(A molar bear!)
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday?
A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
What’s black with only one leg?
A lame nigger!
A family walks into a talent agency.
It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog.
The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act.
You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."