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A very short painter walks into a Parisian bar and offers to buy his friend a drink. His friend, rushing out of the door, shouts, ‘Can’t stop now, no time Toulouse.’
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
On what should you mount a statue of your cat? A caterpillar!
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone’s been in a 747.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
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has 24.79 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: baby, health, racist
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
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has 24.77 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: funeral, racist
Why are asian people bad at driving? Because they can't see.
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has 24.76 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: asian, driving, racist
Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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has 24.74 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: gay
Q: What does the devil do to black babies? A: Nothing they're already burned.
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has 24.61 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, "I regret to inform you that I cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."
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has 24.61 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: military
Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In Iraq.
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