Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid. 
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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What do you call of 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
BOOM!!!
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet?
It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement?
A: Hold a tupperware party!
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning?
"Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
Q. How many night club bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?
A. None! He fell.