A very short painter walks into a Parisian bar and offers to buy his friend a drink.
His friend, rushing out of the door, shouts, ‘Can’t stop now, no time Toulouse.’
On what should you mount a statue of your cat?
A caterpillar!
What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone’s been in a 747.
Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
Why are asian people bad at driving?
Because they can't see.
Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Q: What does the devil do to black babies?
A: Nothing they're already burned.
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The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, "I regret to inform you that I cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."
Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs?
In Iraq.