Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together...
A: A pack of Gorillas.
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Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet?
A: Pushing his luck.
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Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Lawyer: ‘Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly?
Did you steal the car?’
Client: ‘After hearing you in court, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.’
The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often.
How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?
Flattered.
Golf: A five-mile walk punctuated with disappointments.