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Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen.
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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
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Hey babe, can I get into your penalty box? High five!
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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Spot!
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What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should? Stick his bill up his rear.
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What do you call ten lawyers buried up to their necks in the sand? Football practice.
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What’s the best way to stop water coming into your house? Don’t pay the water bill.
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Why don’t you see lawyers on the beach? Cats keep covering them with sand.
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An old miser comes into the bank with a huge bag of coins. ‘Gracious,’ says the bank teller. ‘Did you hoard all that yourself?’ ‘No,’ replies the miser. ‘My sister whored most of it.’
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