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How come sharks don’t attack lawyers? From professional courtesy.
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The boxer fells down in the fourth round. The referee starts counting. Billy’s grandmother gets up on her legs from the first row and screams: Stop counting for nothing, he won’t get up! I know him from the buss...
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After 8 rounds the boxer comes back in his corner, extremely grinded. The couch says to him: You should better take a decision! You want the champion title or the Nobel for peace...
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Not all the warrants, can be called milky cows, says a lawyer to a colleague of his, some of them are like the mice in the church. Got for as lawyers that we know how to milk the mice...
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a spermatozoid? Only one from 30.000 gets a man.
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Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player. How come? Every time he plays I wonder “why the fuck did I bothered to buy him”!
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Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!
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A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!" The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"
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A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving all over the road. Eventually a cop pulls him over. "Did you know," says the cop, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
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A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
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