Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade four.
Why did the millionaire count his money with his toes?
So it wouldn't slip through his fingers!
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.
As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.
"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.
"I'm going to a lecture." the man said.
"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.
"My wife." said the man.
When I see you, there's a Ruthian blast in my pants.
High five!
Harry to Tom: ‘My uncle died last week. Left me sod all.’ Tom: ‘Wow. Sod Hall.
How many rooms has it got?’
What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an ‘A’ bra.
What’s the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead skunk in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale?
A: Your shit back.
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Knock knockrn
Who's there?
Woman who?
Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Man.
Man who?
Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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