What’s the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead skunk in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week.
Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day’s lecture.
Of course, he made sure to pick on his tardy pupil.
“And who was it that developed the theories behind communism?” the professor asked.
“I don’t know,” the student said.
“Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Reebs, you would know,” said the professor.
“That’s not true,” the student replied.
“I never pay attention anyway!”
A plowhorse, a honeybee and an old geezer are debating about which of them is the greatest.
The horse says, "I can plow all day long to provide food for dozens of people!"
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The bee says, "I pollinate all the plants every year and make honey besides!"
The old geezer says...
(We're waiting...)
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Remember your wife is a romantic who still loves flowers and chocolates.
Show her you remember as well by referring to them occasionally.
What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes?
The nigger.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning?
"Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour?
A: Because a black man is driving it!
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Q: What does the devil do to black babies?
A: Nothing they're already burned.
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