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A frail little old lady walked up to a cop and said, "I was attacked! I was attacked!" The cop said, "When?" She said, "Twenty-three years ago." The cop said, "What are you telling me now for?" The little old lady said, "I just like to talk about it once in a while."
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What do you call a blonde that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose? "Darling."
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Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen.
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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
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Hey babe, can I get into your penalty box? High five!
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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Spot!
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What do you call ten lawyers buried up to their necks in the sand? Football practice.
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What’s the best way to stop water coming into your house? Don’t pay the water bill.
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Why don’t you see lawyers on the beach? Cats keep covering them with sand.
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