Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
Football match Romania – Russia. Romania wins and receives a telegram from Russia: “You’ve won! Stop. Congratulations! Stop. Oil! Stop. Gas! Stop...
How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.
I’m a very giving lover – I give Green Shield Stamps.
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you." The first said, "I wish I were smarter." So, she became a redhead. The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is." She became a brunette. The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!" So, she became a man.