Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
Football match Romania – Russia.
Romania wins and receives a telegram from Russia:
“You’ve won!
Stop.
Congratulations!
Stop.
Oil!
Stop.
Gas!
Stop...
How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
4 1/2.
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I’m a very giving lover – I give Green Shield Stamps.
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.
After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."
The first said, "I wish I were smarter."
So, she became a redhead.
The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is."
She became a brunette.
The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!"
So, she became a man.