Q: What does the devil do to black babies? A: Nothing they're already burned.
Knock knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream land on you!
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
Football match Romania – Russia. Romania wins and receives a telegram from Russia: “You’ve won! Stop. Congratulations! Stop. Oil! Stop. Gas! Stop...
How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
I’m a very giving lover – I give Green Shield Stamps.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!