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Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
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has 23.03 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
Mrs. Williams: Ok kids let's play soccer SMACK! Anna:OW! Mrs. Williams: What happened Anna? Anna: Andy punched me! Mrs. Williams : Why did you punch Anna,Andy? Andy: You said let's play sock her, so I did.
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has 23.03 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: sport
A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
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has 23.03 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, old people
On the ninth day, God said, "Let there be soccer." And it was good. Later on that day, God said, "Let there be one team to rule the others and set the standard for excellence." God said, "Let it be called the Manchester United." Later that day, God said, "Even Man U needs idiots." So HE made their fans.
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has 23.01 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: god, soccer, sport
I'll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in no time!
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has 23.01 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A man married an illiterate wife. After two years of marriage, they gave birth to a son called EFe. One day his mother asked him to read is multiplication table and he started immediately but when he reached 4multiply by 4 he mistakingly said 8 they mother angrily slapped him and told him the answer wasn't 8 but 44. The boy cried and reported what happened to the father, the father took him back and angrily told the wife to tell him the correct answer and the woman hurriedly say 4mutiply by 4 is it not 44. The man now calmed down and sai d u are Lucky that you got the answer if not I would have disgraced you here. I hope they are all brilliant.
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has 23.01 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, marriage, mean
A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
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has 22.99 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!
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has 22.88 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: racist
Kock, Knock Who is there? Suck, suck. Suck, suck who? After a long pause with a low voice: My dick; dear!
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has 22.74 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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has 22.73 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, weather
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