After 8 rounds the boxer comes back in his corner, extremely grinded.
The couch says to him:
You should better take a decision!
You want the champion title or the Nobel for peace...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a spermatozoid?
Only one from 30.000 gets a man.
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Don't tell her to swallow.
A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island.
The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts.
The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!"
He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated.
Everybody looks at him cross.
Then they kick him off the island.
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving?
Nethier, the cop is.
The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, “I regret to inform you that I cannot remember which one is you — please keep your photo and return the others.”
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
Vote:
Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
A: Stop laughing and reload.
Vote:
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.