After 8 rounds the boxer comes back in his corner, extremely grinded.
The couch says to him:
You should better take a decision!
You want the champion title or the Nobel for peace...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a spermatozoid?
Only one from 30.000 gets a man.
Why is money called dough?
Because we all knead it.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island.
The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts.
The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!"
He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated.
Everybody looks at him cross.
Then they kick him off the island.
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving?
Nethier, the cop is.
What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes?
The nigger.
The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, “I regret to inform you that I cannot remember which one is you — please keep your photo and return the others.”
Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
A: Stop laughing and reload.
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Q: What does the devil do to black babies?
A: Nothing they're already burned.
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