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Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, football
Windows: Weapon off mass destruction!
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: women
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?" The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking. "You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have." The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have, pal?" The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: IT
How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek? One.
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
I've recently got a stalker. He's everywhere all the time. And his thing is that he sends other people to profess his love for me. So I can be walking down the street and all of a sudden a lady will appear screaming: "JESUS LOVES YOU."
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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has 22.68 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting, war
How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
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has 22.66 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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