Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Don't tell her to swallow.
A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island.
The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts.
The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!"
He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated.
Everybody looks at him cross.
Then they kick him off the island.
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving?
Nethier, the cop is.
What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes?
The nigger.
The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, “I regret to inform you that I cannot remember which one is you — please keep your photo and return the others.”
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
A: Stop laughing and reload.
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Q: What does the devil do to black babies?
A: Nothing they're already burned.
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Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour?
A: Because a black man is driving it!
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Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.