Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
A: Stop laughing and reload.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Q: What does the devil do to black babies?
A: Nothing they're already burned.
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What do you give the princess who has everything?
A seatbelt and an airbag.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter.
He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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