How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
Q:What did the black girl say while having sex?
A:Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs.
Kock, Knock
Who is there?
Suck, suck.
Suck, suck who?
After a long pause with a low voice:
My dick; dear!
Vote:
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life?
You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big?
A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.