I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable?
A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life?
You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big?
A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.
Q: How big are the pastro's beds?
A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world?
A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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Where does the acronym LOTUS come from?
Let Only Users Suffer.