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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, beer
Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: dad, money
Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
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Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What kind of rocks do young geologists play with? Marbles.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilized.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do insects communicate? By bee mail.
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The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
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Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat? A: The Grape-full Dead!
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: death, men, wine
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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