What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable?
A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big?
A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.
Q: How big are the pastro's beds?
A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world?
A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
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Kock, Knock
Who is there?
Suck, suck.
Suck, suck who?
After a long pause with a low voice:
My dick; dear!
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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What's pink and spits?
A baby in a frying pan.
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Where does the acronym LOTUS come from?
Let Only Users Suffer.