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Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving
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Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
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Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
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Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
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Q: Why are men so happy? A: Because ignorance is bliss.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she farted pluto's ice caps melted.
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A man had an idea that could make him rich. After it was perfected he brought it to an inventors' help group. When asked what his great invention was, he pulled out an apple. The group looked at it and started laughing. The inventor said, "You don't understand! Taste it." A volunteer tried it and said, "Mmmmmmm, tastes like peaches." The inventor said, "Flip it over." He flipped it over and took another chunk of the apple. "Mmmmmmmm, tastes like grapes." The inventor offered a new apple and the volunteer said, "What does it taste like?" "Pussy," said the inventor. The guy bit into it, and spit it out with an awful look on his face and shouted, "That tasted like ass!" The inventor winked and said, "Flip it over."
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What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun? A computer that won’t go down.
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What do you call fish poop? BassTurds!
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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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