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What color is a burp? It's burple!
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Q: How does David Beckham change a light bulb? A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him.
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has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? So they can find their way back to the house.
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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
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I got this antique watch from my grandfather on his deathbed – he put up one hell of a fight for it.
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Jesus saves. But wouldn’t it have been better if he had invested?
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My dad is really annoyed, I had the TV on and he accidentally saw the entire football match – he’d just wanted to watch the results on the news.
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Why do they bury lawyers in 20ft holes? Because deep down they’re all really nice guys.
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A drunk falls into one of the fountains in Trafalgar Square. Floundering around, he looks up and sees Nelson standing on his column. ‘Don’t jump!’ he shouts. ‘This is the shallow end!’
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Harry applies for a job at a finance company, the manager tells him the job is his if he can crack their toughest account. Harry goes off and comes back two hours later having recovered the entire amount. ‘Amazing!’ says the manager. ‘How did you do it?’ ‘Easy,’ replies Harry. ‘I said that if he didn’t pay us, I’d tell all his other creditors he had.’
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