I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.
Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world? A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
Q:What did the black girl say while having sex? A:Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs.
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity", said the shopkeeper. "No, I'll buy the chocolate. YOU give the money to charity!"
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
Mrs. Williams: Ok kids let's play soccer SMACK! Anna:OW! Mrs. Williams: What happened Anna? Anna: Andy punched me! Mrs. Williams : Why did you punch Anna,Andy? Andy: You said let's play sock her, so I did.