What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?"
"Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
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Why is money called dough?
Because we all knead it.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox!
Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low?
She thought it was diet coke.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
After 8 rounds the boxer comes back in his corner, extremely grinded.
The couch says to him:
You should better take a decision!
You want the champion title or the Nobel for peace...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a spermatozoid?
Only one from 30.000 gets a man.
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Don't tell her to swallow.
If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?
Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.