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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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has 23.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn’t have. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
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has 23.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, health, old people, phone
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
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has 23.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
How long does it take a Mexican to build a, holy shit they're done!
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has 23.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life
Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
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has 23.34 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. How many night club bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs? A. None! He fell.
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has 23.34 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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has 23.34 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT, memory, sport, technology
What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.
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has 23.34 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!
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has 23.34 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, disgusting
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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has 23.27 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
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