Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Don't tell her to swallow.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox!
Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low?
She thought it was diet coke.
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
After 8 rounds the boxer comes back in his corner, extremely grinded.
The couch says to him:
You should better take a decision!
You want the champion title or the Nobel for peace...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a spermatozoid?
Only one from 30.000 gets a man.
If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?
Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.
1st Officer: "Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day?"
2nd Officer: "Who?"
1st Officer: "Janet Jackson!"
2nd Officer: "What she do, was she speeding?"
1st Officer: "Nah, she had one headlight out."
Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
A: About three pounds, including the urn.