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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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has 23.29 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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has 23.27 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.
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has 23.19 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world? A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
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has 23.18 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q:What did the black girl say while having sex? A:Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs.
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has 23.15 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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has 23.05 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist, white people
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
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has 23.04 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity", said the shopkeeper. "No, I'll buy the chocolate. YOU give the money to charity!"
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has 23.03 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food, money
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
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has 23.03 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
Mrs. Williams: Ok kids let's play soccer SMACK! Anna:OW! Mrs. Williams: What happened Anna? Anna: Andy punched me! Mrs. Williams : Why did you punch Anna,Andy? Andy: You said let's play sock her, so I did.
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has 23.03 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: sport
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