Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together... A: A pack of Gorillas.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza. A: One comes out of the oven alive.
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
Kock, Knock Who is there? Suck, suck. Suck, suck who? After a long pause with a low voice: My dick; dear!
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan.
For thirty years, Officer Johnson had arrived at the police station at 9 A.M. on the dot ready for duty. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson's arrival in the briefing room, it caused a major sensation. All announcements and patrol assignments ceased and the sergeant himself, looking at his watch and muttering, stormed out into the corridor. Finally, precisely at ten, Johnson showed up, his uniform dusty and torn, his nametag missing, his face scratched and bruised, his shield bent. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, "I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs. Nearly freakin' killed myself." And the sergeant said, "And to roll down two flights of stairs took you a whole hour?"
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"