Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn’t have. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
How long does it take a Mexican to build a, holy shit they're done!
Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
Q. How many night club bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs? A. None! He fell.
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.
Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.