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An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye." "I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?" "I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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has 22.45 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, communication, food
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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has 22.43 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chocolate, dead baby, morbid, Valentines day
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza. A: One comes out of the oven alive.
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has 22.43 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: jewish, morbid, racist
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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has 22.41 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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has 22.39 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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has 22.39 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What difference is between a man and Paris? The Paris remains Paris!
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has 22.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: life
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, beer
What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, women, work
Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: dad, money
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