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John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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has 23.72 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, sex
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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has 23.67 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer, sport
What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!
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has 23.66 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for her darkroom.
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has 23.63 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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has 23.51 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Little Johnny had just returned from his summer break and gone back to school. Three days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. "Hold on," she said. "I had Johnny with me for the entire summer and I never called you once when he misbehaved."
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has 23.49 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, phone, school, teacher
What do you give the princess who has everything? A seatbelt and an airbag.
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has 23.48 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: dirty
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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has 23.48 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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has 23.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
Q: Do you really want to know why white people are Prejudice, and racist towards black folks? A: Simply because when they go tan their skin at the beach it burn like bleach.
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has 23.39 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
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