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Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
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has 23.73 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: funeral, racist
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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has 23.72 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, sex
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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has 23.67 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer, sport
Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for her darkroom.
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has 23.63 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Yo mamas so fat it took 567 people to carry her.
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has 23.59 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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has 23.58 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, time
Q: Do you really want to know why white people are Prejudice, and racist towards black folks? A: Simply because when they go tan their skin at the beach it burn like bleach.
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has 23.54 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Little Johnny had just returned from his summer break and gone back to school. Three days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. "Hold on," she said. "I had Johnny with me for the entire summer and I never called you once when he misbehaved."
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has 23.49 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, phone, school, teacher
Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable? A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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has 23.48 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
What do you give the princess who has everything? A seatbelt and an airbag.
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has 23.48 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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