Q: Do you really want to know why white people are Prejudice, and racist towards black folks?
A: Simply because when they go tan their skin at the beach it burn like bleach.
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How long does it take a Mexican to build a, holy shit they're done!
A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother.
‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son.
The mother replies, ‘I don’t know.
Surprise me.’
Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea?
He drowned in his teepee!
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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup.
And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
Q:What did the black girl say while having sex?
A:Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs.
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life?
You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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