How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek?
One.
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
I've recently got a stalker.
He's everywhere all the time.
And his thing is that he sends other people to profess his love for me.
So I can be walking down the street and all of a sudden a lady will appear screaming: "JESUS LOVES YOU."
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill
A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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What difference is between a man and Paris?
The Paris remains Paris!
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink.
After a few more he needs to go to the can.
He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying,
"I spat in this beer, do not drink!".
After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
Dad, would you like to save some money?
I certainly would, son.
Any suggestions?
Sure.
Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.