How long does it take a Mexican to build a, holy shit they're done!
A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother.
‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son.
The mother replies, ‘I don’t know.
Surprise me.’
Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea?
He drowned in his teepee!
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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup.
And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
Q:What did the black girl say while having sex?
A:Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs.
Kock, Knock
Who is there?
Suck, suck.
Suck, suck who?
After a long pause with a low voice:
My dick; dear!
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...