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Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: IT
How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek? One.
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
I've recently got a stalker. He's everywhere all the time. And his thing is that he sends other people to profess his love for me. So I can be walking down the street and all of a sudden a lady will appear screaming: "JESUS LOVES YOU."
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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has 22.42 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist, white people
What difference is between a man and Paris? The Paris remains Paris!
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has 22.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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has 22.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running. I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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has 22.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, beer
Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: dad, money
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