Name an animal that lives in Lapland?
A reindeer
Good, now name another.
Another reindeer!
Did you hear about the small golf course?
You don’t have to shout ‘Fore!’, only ‘two and a half’.
‘Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the nice of “bald”.’
Rita Rudner
She was so rich she even had monograms on the bags under her eyes.
Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot?
Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
Q: How do you start a parade in the ghetto?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Men are like.....Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say
How do you make a cat be a dog?
Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match.
It will go 'WOOF.'
When is the best time to bury that baby you killed?
When it starts talking to you again.
Vote:
How do you kill a blonde with one arm?
You wave to her.