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Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!
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Did you hear about the small golf course? You don’t have to shout ‘Fore!’, only ‘two and a half’.
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has 14.23 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
‘Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the nice of “bald”.’ Rita Rudner
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has 14.23 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: money
She was so rich she even had monograms on the bags under her eyes.
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has 14.23 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: money
Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot? Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
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has 14.19 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, parrot
Q: How do you start a parade in the ghetto? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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has 14.16 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say
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has 13.86 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: men
How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
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has 13.82 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog
When is the best time to bury that baby you killed? When it starts talking to you again.
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has 13.71 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
How do you kill a blonde with one arm? You wave to her.
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