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A cop asks a nigger: Can you legitimate yourself? Is this because I’m black?
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What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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has 14.31 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
Why are old socks good for golf? Because they have eighteen holes.
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has 14.26 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: sport
A man makes a phone call to an export office in a port of France, and asks whether they can ship a 20’ container with live geese properly stored in their appropriate places. Oui monsieur; what is the destination port for this load? I’m sending them to the zoo in Brazil. Wouldn’t you be better off calling the export office in Portugal? Why is that sir? If you’re sending them to Brazil to avoid bureaucracy, then you should contact the Portuguese; of course!
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has 14.26 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life
Did you hear about the small golf course? You don’t have to shout ‘Fore!’, only ‘two and a half’.
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has 14.23 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
‘Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the nice of “bald”.’ Rita Rudner
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has 14.23 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: money
She was so rich she even had monograms on the bags under her eyes.
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has 14.23 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: money
Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!
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Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot? Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
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has 14.19 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, parrot
Q: How do you start a parade in the ghetto? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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has 14.16 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
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