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If Asda is lowering prices every day, why isn’t anything in the shop free yet?
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Little Billy sits on his neighbour fence. After a while he asks surprised: Sir, how come your pig has only tree legs? Because I used only one leg for the stock.
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Our folk not only knows how to read between the lines but also how to leave a record between the eyes.
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Why did the frog cross the street? Because the chicken crossed the road.
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has 12.61 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Is your goalmouth open? High five!
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A man goes into a pub with a cat sitting on his head. The barman pulls him a pint and says,‘Look I don’t know if you know it but there’s a cat sitting on your head.’ ‘What of it?’ asks the man.‘I always wear a cat on my head on a Monday.’ ‘But today’s Tuesday,’ replies the barman. ‘Oh God.Is it?’ says the man. ‘I must look a right prat.’
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The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
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Q. What's green and red? A. A very mad frog.
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What do you call an alcoholic dog? A whino!
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What is the hardest part of making shoe fly pie? Putting the shoes on the flies!
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