Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy?
A: How my dick taste.
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With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
A blond smokes in her yard. The garbage man asks her:
Any garbage today?
Yes, tree sacks please...
A police officer pulls over a speeding car.
The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, maybe your radar gun needs calibrating.'
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet.
Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
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A traffic cop on patrol one night, watching a 35mph zone on the edge of town, suddenly saw a car come blazing by his hideout.
Quickly grabbing at his radar gun, he clocked the fast moving vehicle at 87mph!
Why is it nice being a baby?
It’s a nappy time.
What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
Twins!
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
The vampire sucks you’re blood only at midnight!