A traffic cop on patrol one night, watching a 35mph zone on the edge of town, suddenly saw a car come blazing by his hideout. Quickly grabbing at his radar gun, he clocked the fast moving vehicle at 87mph!
Little Billy sits on his neighbour fence. After a while he asks surprised: Sir, how come your pig has only tree legs? Because I used only one leg for the stock.
Our folk not only knows how to read between the lines but also how to leave a record between the eyes.
Why did the frog cross the street? Because the chicken crossed the road.
A man goes into a pub with a cat sitting on his head. The barman pulls him a pint and says,‘Look I don’t know if you know it but there’s a cat sitting on your head.’ ‘What of it?’ asks the man.‘I always wear a cat on my head on a Monday.’ ‘But today’s Tuesday,’ replies the barman. ‘Oh God.Is it?’ says the man. ‘I must look a right prat.’
The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
Q. What's green and red? A. A very mad frog.
What do you call an alcoholic dog? A whino!
What is the hardest part of making shoe fly pie? Putting the shoes on the flies!