A cop asks a nigger:
Can you legitimate yourself?
Is this because I’m black?
I've got something you can take up the chain.
Can you help me achieve a coronal mass ejection?
What’s black with only one leg?
A lame nigger!
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
Vote:
Yo momma is so stupid she had to use her car key to open the front door just to get in.
A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
I hate paying my income tax.
You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?
I'd like to but they insist on money!
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
(A teddy boar!)
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer.
They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down.
The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution.
Suddenly the programmer says:
"I say we better FORMAT it!"