Boy1: A blonde and brunette are on the top of a building. Who falls off first?
Boy2: The blonde?
Boy1: No, she has to ask for directions on how.
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says "I’m lonely.
I wish my friends were back here."
Vote:
A cop asks a nigger:
Can you legitimate yourself?
Is this because I’m black?
I've got something you can take up the chain.
Can you help me achieve a coronal mass ejection?
What’s black with only one leg?
A lame nigger!
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
Vote:
Yo momma is so stupid she had to use her car key to open the front door just to get in.
A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
I hate paying my income tax.
You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?
I'd like to but they insist on money!