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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: How my dick taste.
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has 13.26 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
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has 13.20 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: IT
A blond smokes in her yard. The garbage man asks her: Any garbage today? Yes, tree sacks please...
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has 13.02 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, maybe your radar gun needs calibrating.'
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has 12.99 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: car, cop
What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
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has 12.89 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
Why is it nice being a baby? It’s a nappy time.
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has 12.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: kids
What do you call Satan and a lawyer? Twins!
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has 12.72 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? The vampire sucks you’re blood only at midnight!
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has 12.72 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
If Asda is lowering prices every day, why isn’t anything in the shop free yet?
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has 12.72 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: money
A traffic cop on patrol one night, watching a 35mph zone on the edge of town, suddenly saw a car come blazing by his hideout. Quickly grabbing at his radar gun, he clocked the fast moving vehicle at 87mph!
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has 12.65 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: cop
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