Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: How my dick taste.
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
A blond smokes in her yard. The garbage man asks her: Any garbage today? Yes, tree sacks please...
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, maybe your radar gun needs calibrating.'
What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
Why is it nice being a baby? It’s a nappy time.
What do you call Satan and a lawyer? Twins!
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? The vampire sucks you’re blood only at midnight!
If Asda is lowering prices every day, why isn’t anything in the shop free yet?
A traffic cop on patrol one night, watching a 35mph zone on the edge of town, suddenly saw a car come blazing by his hideout. Quickly grabbing at his radar gun, he clocked the fast moving vehicle at 87mph!