What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
Q: Why did the butcher get fired from his job? A: He was caught beating his meat.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for making sex." The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many positions did you come up with?" Johnny says, "Seventy-three." The teacher says, "Oh, my goodness...uh...very good, John, very good..." She calls on Becky in the front and says, "All right, Becky, how about you?" Becky says, "Gee, teacher, I only came up with one...where the guy just lays on top of the girl." Johnny yells, "Seventy-four."
A man and his wife were having sex one night in there bedroom. There little boy opens the door and says "Daddy what are you doing to mama?" Then the daddy says "Making you a little sister" And then the boy replies "Hell no do it doggy style I want a puppy."
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
Women are like telephones. They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button, you're disconnected.
Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.
A younboy gave his mum a big wrapped up birthday present on a Saturday. She opened it up and it was a tea pot. She said "What a wonderful tea port darling - thank you." The boy said "That's good." Mum said "However I already have a tea pot." The boy replied "No you haven't - I broke it."