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My penis was in the Guiness Book of Records... until the librarian kicked me out.
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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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has 79.40 % from 499 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Student: A teacher!
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has 79.37 % from 1075 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
A farmer gets a phone call from his son. "I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive." "Shoot it," says the farmer, "and then bury it." About 20mins later he gets another call..." "Done that, what should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?"
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has 79.37 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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has 79.37 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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has 79.36 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
A man comes home from a hard day of work only to find his wife laying infront of the fire place with her legs wide open. He asked, "Honey what are you doing?" She replied, "I'm heating up your dinner."
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At Christmas time, there's nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep. Maybe that's why I'm no longer a fireman.
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has 79.35 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, music, time, wine, work
Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press "1" 18,000 times.
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