Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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