Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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