Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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