Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.