Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.