Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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