Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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