Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.