Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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