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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Koala: What do you mean, I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications. Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant. Lion: Don't listen to him! He's lion! Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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