The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
Koala: What do you mean, I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications. Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant. Lion: Don't listen to him! He's lion! Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.