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What did O say to Q Dude your dicks hanging out
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has 76.55 % from 1047 votes. More jokes about: dirty
My wife keeps telling me I shouldn’t pee in the bath – or if I really have to I should at least wait till she gets out.
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has 76.54 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Q: Why do men pay more for car insurance? A: Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.
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has 76.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: car, money, sex, work
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
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has 76.51 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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has 76.51 % from 270 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
A man stumbles across an old lamp while he was at his attorney's office. Figuring his luck has to change, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie. The genie explains to him that he gets three wishes, and whatever he wishes for, his wife gets double. The man asks for his first wish. "The first thing I want is a million dollars." The genie says, "Okay, but you know that your wife gets two million." The man said, "That's okay. My second wish is for a large house on a remote tropical paradise." The genie says, "Then your wife will have two beautiful houses." The man replied, "That's fine. Now for my third wish. I want you to beat me half to death."
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has 76.51 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: death, genie, mean, money, wife
Q: Why does California have the most lawyers, and New Jersey, the most toxic waste dumps? A: New Jersey got first pick.
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has 76.51 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: geography, lawyer, mean
Q: What is the difference between a Vitamin and a Hormone? A: You can't hear a vitamin.
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has 76.51 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, medical, women
Patient to his doctor: "I have forgotten so many things lately, and it's getting worse. What can I do?" Doctor: "Yes, this is a known illness, unfortunately it has no cure. I'd also like to remind you about the 800 USD that you owe me?"
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has 76.51 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: doctor, money
Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy.
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has 76.51 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: computer, women
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