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Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
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A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
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Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.
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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.
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I had to get rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
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An artist, a lawyer, and a programmer are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce and bankruptcy. The programmer says, ‘It’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. My wife thinks I’m with my mistress. My mistress thinks I’m home with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!’
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Big girls don't cry... They eat.
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I once meet a honest, caring, politician that listened when I spoke and tried to help the country. Then I woke up.
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The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."
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