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Q: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? A: Because they don't believe in higher powers.
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When you give birth to a great idea at work, your boss should give you 2 weeks of maternity leave.
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has 76.32 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: management, work
How is a man like a snowstorm? You don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
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has 76.32 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence.
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I busted a mirror the other day. That's seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
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Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream.
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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey then looks into his pocket. He does this over and over again. Finally, the bartender asks why he orders a shot of whiskey and afterwards look into his pocket. The man responded, "I have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then I'll go home."
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has 76.32 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, wife
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee". The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up". He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee". The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me in training for upper management. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the shit, and disappear for the rest of the day."
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has 76.32 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, management, time
A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby. He went to his wife and said, "I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous child. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered." When his wife blushed, he became suspicious, and demanded, "Have you been fooling around on me?" His wife confessed, "Not this time."
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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