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I was drinking my coffee in a coffeehouse when a beautiful girl came near my table and asked me: "Are you alone?" So I responded: "It's a long time that I'm alone." "So do you mind me to take this chair?" said the girl. I fainted...
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has 75.53 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, relationship, single, women
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford Plant, they held a press conference in which one of the Japanese execs claimed that the American workers were slow and lazy. Not long after, a friend sent me a picture of a bumper sticker on a truck at the Ford plant. It read - "We may be slow and lazy, but we build a damn good bomb!"
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has 75.53 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: military
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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has 75.52 % from 414 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
A woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "There's no call for that. You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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has 75.52 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, women
The famous sex therapist was on the radio taking questions when a caller asked, ‘Doctor, why do men always want to marry a virgin?’ To which the doctor responded, ‘To avoid criticism.’
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has 75.50 % from 396 votes. More jokes about: sex
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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has 75.49 % from 365 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, IT, life, technology
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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has 75.48 % from 387 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn't sure it was such a good idea. The Doctor asked, "Do you enjoy it?" She said that she did. He asked, "Does it hurt you?" She said no. The Doctor then told her, "Well, then, there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant." The woman was mystified. She asked, "You can get pregnant from anal sex?" The Doctor replied, "Of course. Where do you think lawyers come from?"
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has 75.48 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: doctor, husband, lawyer, sex
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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has 75.47 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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has 75.47 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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